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Pornography for confectioners

I don't know what it is about confectionary, but it always ends up offending someone.

You may remember this story about the fruit lollies which appeared to be engaging in sex acts.

The new offensive lolly is this, lo and behold the R Rated jellybaby!


Lyz Parker, 23, found him in a bag of Candy King she got at Tesco Home Plus in Staines, Middlesex.

She said: "When I opened the bag I screamed so loudly the whole office came running over. I couldn't believe my eyes."

Lyz, from Camberley, Surrey, called Candy King but at first they thought it was a prank call. The firm is now investigating, and said yesterday: "Clearly this is not part of Candy King's assortment."

Tesco added: "We expect better behaviour from our jelly sweets. We'll raise it with the supplier."


Hilarious. 

Story via The Sun UK

4 comments:

Tara said...

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN, etc.
Is this a real story? She SCREAMED at a mildly suggestive jelly baby?

pinkapplecore said...

hahahaha that would have been awesome to find..

Death Wears Diamond Jewellery said...

ohmigod, i would LOVE to open up a bag of jellybabies and see something like this! too funny. i wouldnt eat it, just put it in a little glass container on my shelf or something

Corrine/Frock And Roll said...

Hahahahaha WHAT?! Why did she SCREAM?! Too funny!